Coversation

This is how you know you spend too much time thinking nothing but law.

Conversation today in the Library:

Me: “Dude I need a blue ink pen. Where are all those blue ink pens the financial aid people left up here at the desk?”

Librarian: “Everybody got them. They are all gone.”

Me: ‘Dude, I need a blue ink pen!”

Librarian: ‘I guess you are S.O.L.”
(pause)

Me: “What does the statute of limitations have to do with blue ink pens?”