I was going to spend some time writing a nice long blog for ya.
But instead I think I am going to go have a life for a little while. My life will consist of going to Wal-mart.
Don’t judge me. You know everybody needs a little Wal-Mart fix every now and again.
Where else can you buy candles, rugs, shotgun shells, food, dishwashing detergent, toothpaste, workout gloves, deodorant, and light bulbs all in one spot?
Did you notice I am making a list?
Did you notice the shotgun shells?
Quit freaking out! It is still hunting season and just because you think you can make tofu that tastes like real meat and come from a place that the only thing people use guns for is to shoot at each other doesn’t mean the rest of the world lives that way. Besides that, the bill of rights says I can.

I never made it to Wal-Mart. I took a nap instead.