one week till finals

One week till finals - I thought I would break the tension with a little funny.
This is the heartless lawyer joke of the week:

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw
two men along a country roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered
his driver to stop and he got out to investigate the situation. He
asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to
eat grass."
Shocked, the lawyer said, "Well, then, you can come with me to my
house and I'll feed you."
"But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are over
there, under that tree."
Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man
he said, "You come with us, too."
The second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children
with me!"
"Bring them all!" the lawyer answered. They all jammed into the huge
limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and
said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really
love my place; the grass is almost a foot high